wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
