Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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