i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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