I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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