STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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