So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just threw up on my dentist
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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