Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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