I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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