I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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