It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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