I can't breathe out the right side of my face
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We had sex on a dog bed..
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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