Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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