It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
