No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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