I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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