You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
the raccoons are back...
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