she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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