His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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