What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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