i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
His nipple licking is glorious
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