But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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