Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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