No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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