he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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