I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You were trust falling into bushes
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You don't make any sense
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