omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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