I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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