Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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