got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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