I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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