he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
