So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
vagina is talking i cant
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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