I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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