I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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