I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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