So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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