Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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