I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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