There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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