Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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