New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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