i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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