singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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