I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I need a burrito and a hug.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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