Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
