Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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