why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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