Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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