i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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