I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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