When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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