I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
These tits shall not be calmed
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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