Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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