I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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