like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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